Vote - Right - Georgia 2010
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Light Side of Politics 2010
Doomed Democrats in November 2010
These two from Rick McKee of the Augusta Chronicle -- He is the BEST!
Jeff Foxworthy comments on Muslims"YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. Your cousin is president of the United States
11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
T'was the night before elections
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Vote - Right - Georgia 2010
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