The Ten Commandments According to Obama

Speakers on for Sweet Chicago Blues - scroll down slightly and it will then scroll unassisted - Best viewed in IE   Beware False Idols         The Ten Commandments According to Obama I) Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. ( And like God, I do not have a birth certificate ) II) Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face on Mt. Rushmore. III) Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain. ( It is sacred in Islam ) IV) Remember, Tax Day, April 15th, to keep it Holy. ( For that is my Pay Day ) V) Honor thy Father and thy Mother, until they are too old and sick to care for. They then become a “ Liability ” to me, because they are no longer a contributing part of my Kingdom, and they cost me too much money to have around anymore. VI) Thou shalt not Kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with such an inconvenience and all that cost to me. VII) Thou shalt not commit adultery, if you are a Conservative or a Republican, you will be humiliated in the media and your career will be forever destroyed. If you are a Liberal and a Democrat, you are hereby forgiven for all of your infidelity and immorality, and you will most likely be offered a much bigger position in my Kingdom. VIII) Thou shalt not steal, until you have been elected to public office in my administration. Only then is it acceptable to take money from the lower-class hard-working citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, and those who do not have the motivation, will, or interest to better their own lives, because I do such a good job for them. IX) Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor, unless they are Conservative, Caucasian, or a Christian. Because they are destroying your way of life, and they annoy me. X) Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy Tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my first term as your Messiah, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet, you will have most of it already. Praise Be To Me   Now you know what to expect in his second term MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS

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